Uni Korn: Archive

January 2012

Important New Emoticons | McSweeney's → mcsweeneys.net

By Mira Ptacin and Seth Fried

+: )    Ash Wednesday

+; )    Flirty Ash Wednesday

: F    Bored snake

[>: ( Fire Bad

[I: I    Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:” I    Attacked by cat

:%I    Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)    Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:»q   Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o   No one in my family has any response to what you just said

<:#    Hitler birthday party

<;#    Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)   Flirty triceratops

X,<)   Flirty triceratops cyclops

P       Soup ladle

;P      Flirty soup ladle

}: I     Wolverine

{: I     Frida Kahlo

@: I    Combover

:o)     Bear missing ears

:^ u   Abject horror

;^ u   Flirty abject horror

: i      Cold sore

; i      Flirty cold sore

Jan 8, 20121,068 notes

#emoticons #smiley #lol #funny

Jan 8, 201222 notes

#scooby doo #nietzsche #kant

Jan 8, 2012

#cartman #south park #dildo

Jan 8, 201229 notes

#kim jong un #cartman #southpark #authoritah

Jan 4, 20124 notes

#cat #Kittie #sweet #cute

Jan 4, 20125,319 notes

#glee

Jan 4, 20125,925 notes

#stupid #think #brain #moron #remember

Jan 4, 20124,335 notes

#did you know #emperor #rome #homosexual

December 2011

Dec 28, 2011154,581 notes

Dec 22, 2011

Roomie Rant #3

i can’t take it anymore… i just can’t take it anymore…

my roommate has this friend over since monday. and her friend keeps on inviting people to eat at our house…. yesterday she invited over her old roomie and a friend of hers for dinner - today she invites her boyfriend and his friends for lunch… i’m like WTF - why?? i don’t just crash at someones house and instead going out or whatever i just stay in all the time and invite people over because I want to see them without caring about the ones actually living there…

and i was so pissed yesterday so my boyfriend had to put up with all of my ranting

i finally found a person who brings out the worst of me —> my roommate

i even thought about if the problem was me; but - she is the only one of my roommates which is just so ignorant towards other people. she is nice, yes. and i like her. but she’s just pissing me the hell out so fucking often…

Dec 22, 20114 notes

#rant #roommate #roomie

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Dec 22, 20114 notes

#Bobby McFerrin #Don't worry be happy #happy #feeling #song #youtube #bright

Dec 22, 20111,553 notes

#adorable #cat #cute #kitten #kitty #lovely #sweet #gif

Dec 22, 2011162,250 notes

#christmas #to do list #cats #cute

Dec 21, 2011467 notes

#rocky horror show #time warp #dance steps #musical

Dec 21, 20114,781 notes

#Did You Know #break up #facebook #statistic #chart #patterns

Dec 21, 2011110 notes

#south park #cartman

Dec 21, 20116 notes

#southpark #humor

Rant

OMG - i am so effin’ pissed at my roomie…

you know, i’m not socially retarded so when people ask me if they can use my stuff i’m usually “yeah, sure.” BUT WHEN YOU DON’T ASK I GET PISSED - REALLY PISSED

she and her friends had a brunch today. no deal; but when i get in the kitchen i see ALL of my stuff had been used and still on the kitchen table… she didn’t even had the decency of asking me if she may use them. i have told her that i’m not the person who says no to such simple things - BUT I LIKE TO BE ASKED FIRST. i mean after all i paid for that stuff. which makes it MINE. and when you live with two people you have to have a feeling about when mine and yours ends….

to me this is an interference with my privacy.

Dec 21, 20113 notes

#roomie #roommate #rant #privacy

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Dec 18, 2011

#egypt #military #brutality #beating #insanity #insane #brutal