January 2012
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On The Airplane
1- Buy 2 Plane Tickets.
2- Mail one to your friend Jack.
3- A few weeks later, see him on the plane.
4- Sit a few rows behind him.
5- After takeoff, yell at the top of your lungs: “HI JACK!”
6- Listen as people scream for their lives
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You can give yourself hallucinations using two...
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Triple Sorry →
my best friend posted this on my facebook wall :)
every girl is going to love it
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Roomie Rant #4
%#ยงยง$& - walking into the bathroom today and as everyday the first thing i see - my effin roomie does not know how to keep a shower clean after showering… i always have to clean the shower before getting in it and this is so pissing off; her hair is in the sink and in the drain - she disregards using the sink strainer and then keeps complaining about why the drain gets blocked (and...
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