June 2013
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
when she texts first <3
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
These stupid hosts asked Chris his salary on Glee he just said “none of your damn business”, well said Chris.
“I don’t care if a working mother is on food stamps…she can buy seeds and grow them on her poor window sill.”
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-How an upper/middle class crunchy soon-to-be-mom thinks poor working women can provide their children with nutritious meals on a day-to-day basis.
(via spookyskookin)
“Mommy, I’m hungry.”
“Well you just have to wait 2 more months and you can have a tomato.”
(via brainstatic)
byeeeee
(via daftfunke)
